Just for your Friday laughter to reduce the tension of fuel scarcity in the nation.
Response To The Current Heatwave Wahala by Naija Politicians
Journalist : What are your thoughts on this heatwave Nigerians are complaining about..? & what is the government doing about it...?
Lai Mohammed : This is the result of the PDP misrule they stole the ozone layer.
Femi Adesina : Mr President promised us change, and that includes change in temperature, change is here, let us embrace change.
Akinwunmi Ambode : We have to sign a $10 million contract with LG to install air conditioners all across the Lagos skyline.
Ibe Kachikwu : I assure you that this heatwave will disappear by " 2pm come 29th of May ".
Bukola Saraki : Tinubu wanted the heatwave to be more than this, but I opposed him out of my love for Nigeria, and that is why they are witch-hunting me.
Goodluck Jonathan : The heatwave was not this bad when I was in power, but Nigerians did not appreciate me.
Adams Oshiomole : It is Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala's fault, she stole the N100 billion meant for temperature control research.
Nassir El-Ruffai : We are in talks with General Electric to see how they can generate electric power for Kaduna from this heatwave.
Rauf Aregbesola : I have just approved January salary for Osun workers so that they can go and buy hand fans.
Aliko Dangote : We are commissioning the Dangote fan factory, so that by 2030 Australia & Saudi Arabia will be buying made in Nigeria fans.
Ben Murray-Bruce : *tweets* when the Naira is weak and there is inflation, then there is bound to be heatwave.
"It is common sense".
Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala : Under the last administation, there was no political will to address "climate change".
Any surprises why we are where we are....?
Happy week-end.
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