Friday, 19 August 2016

Response To The Current Heatwave Wahala by Naija Politicians... must read

Just for your Friday laughter to reduce the tension of fuel scarcity in the nation.

Response To The Current Heatwave Wahala by Naija Politicians

Journalist : What are your thoughts on this heatwave Nigerians are complaining about..? & what is the government doing about it...?

Lai Mohammed : This is the result of the PDP misrule they  stole the ozone layer.

Femi Adesina : Mr President promised us change, and that includes change in temperature, change is here, let us embrace change.

Akinwunmi Ambode : We have to sign a $10 million contract with LG to install air conditioners all across the Lagos skyline.

Ibe Kachikwu : I assure you that this heatwave will disappear by " 2pm come  29th of May ".

Bukola Saraki : Tinubu wanted the heatwave to be more than this, but I opposed him out of my love for Nigeria, and that is why they are witch-hunting me.

Goodluck Jonathan : The heatwave was not this bad when I was in power, but Nigerians did not appreciate me.

Adams Oshiomole : It is Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala's fault, she stole the N100 billion meant for temperature control research.

Nassir El-Ruffai : We are in talks with General Electric to see how they can generate electric power for Kaduna from this heatwave.

Rauf Aregbesola : I have just approved January salary for Osun workers so that they can go and buy hand fans.

Aliko Dangote : We are commissioning the Dangote fan factory, so that by 2030 Australia & Saudi Arabia will be buying made in Nigeria fans.

Ben Murray-Bruce : *tweets* when the Naira is weak and there is inflation, then there is bound to be heatwave.
"It is common sense".

Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala : Under the last administation, there was no political will to address "climate change".

Any surprises why we are where we are....?

Happy week-end.

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