Friday 26 August 2016

Must read... Funke Akindele "jenifas diaries" English saga

Wao... its been a while, have been wondering about the latest trend in NIGERIAN English language this is due to the trending movie "JENIFAS  DIARIES" by Funke Akindele.

This movie has turn to a household name and she's busy making millions of Naira and destroying English language with sentence like "HOW'S YOU?, YOUR MOUTH IS UDOR, I IS FINE" and many more.

Can you imagine a graduate asking that is the sentence "how's you" not a correct English?, this affecting English language and we have accept the abuse of English language all in the name of comedy.

Even many people has accept it has a correct English and even name it the new Nigerian English language, she is making money at the detriment of the future of the young ones in English language.

I guess something can be done without affecting life negatively even though the movie has some positive impact and good moral lessons but this negative impact is a future damage to both young and old.

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Friday 19 August 2016

Response To The Current Heatwave Wahala by Naija Politicians... must read

Just for your Friday laughter to reduce the tension of fuel scarcity in the nation.

Response To The Current Heatwave Wahala by Naija Politicians

Journalist : What are your thoughts on this heatwave Nigerians are complaining about..? & what is the government doing about it...?

Lai Mohammed : This is the result of the PDP misrule they  stole the ozone layer.

Femi Adesina : Mr President promised us change, and that includes change in temperature, change is here, let us embrace change.

Akinwunmi Ambode : We have to sign a $10 million contract with LG to install air conditioners all across the Lagos skyline.

Ibe Kachikwu : I assure you that this heatwave will disappear by " 2pm come  29th of May ".

Bukola Saraki : Tinubu wanted the heatwave to be more than this, but I opposed him out of my love for Nigeria, and that is why they are witch-hunting me.

Goodluck Jonathan : The heatwave was not this bad when I was in power, but Nigerians did not appreciate me.

Adams Oshiomole : It is Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala's fault, she stole the N100 billion meant for temperature control research.

Nassir El-Ruffai : We are in talks with General Electric to see how they can generate electric power for Kaduna from this heatwave.

Rauf Aregbesola : I have just approved January salary for Osun workers so that they can go and buy hand fans.

Aliko Dangote : We are commissioning the Dangote fan factory, so that by 2030 Australia & Saudi Arabia will be buying made in Nigeria fans.

Ben Murray-Bruce : *tweets* when the Naira is weak and there is inflation, then there is bound to be heatwave.
"It is common sense".

Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala : Under the last administation, there was no political will to address "climate change".

Any surprises why we are where we are....?

Happy week-end.

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HEAR THE THIEVES

I don't mean to spoil your day with the item below. Just for you to pity and remember the culprits in your prayers to know that life is ephemeral and nought (zero)

HEAR THE THIEVES
1- I acted based on Jonathan instruction- Dasuki
2- I didn't give order- Jonathan
3- I collected 350M from Dasuki for consultation-
Iyorchia Ayu
4- I only collected $30,000 from Dasuki not
N100m- Bode George
5-I got N4.6b from Dasuki for spiritual purposes-
Bafarawa
6-I got N650M from Dasuki for my Abuja burnt
office- Thisday Obaigbena.
7-I got N2.1b from Dasuki for publicity- Dokpesi
8- I got another N100m from Yuguda he didn't
tell me from where- Bafarawa
9- I gave N100m each to Odili, Jim Nwobodo
Bode George and others- Yuguda
10- The president asked me to change N10B to
foreign currency for PDP delegates- Dasuki
11-My boss asked me to get $11M from the
CBN- Dasuki's account officer.
12-I got order from above to pay Tompolo N13B
for Maritime university land.- Nimasa DG.
With all these lootings and many more yet to be revealed, how can a nation having this type of leadership grow?

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The write-up below is for the religious leaders and parents (fathers and mothers) that are very kind outside but horrible in the home: must read

The write-up below is for the religious leaders and parents (fathers and mothers) that are very kind outside but horrible in the home:

Parents specifically religious leaders, here is a food for thought.

At her father's funeral, the pastor's daughter (who was a prostitute) watched and listened as church members described all wonderful deeds done by the pastor of 10,000 capacity church and worldwide television ministry.
They spoke about his care, love, generosity, miracles, signs and wonders and tenderness when he was alive.
But after the funeral the daughter of the late pastor asked her siblings and her mother - who was that man those people were talking about at the funeral - is he the same man that raised us?
They must be telling lies. All the children including Jack (a drug addict) agreed that they were telling lies.
But their mother said they were not telling lies,
YOUR FATHER WAS A GOOD PASTOR, BUT A BAD HUSBAND AND BAD FATHER,
HE GROOMED AND GREW THE CHURCH BUT LEFT HIS FAMILY GROANING.
FIRE WAS IN HIS BONE TO WORK FOR GOD, BUT LOVE, AFFECTION AND INTIMACY WAS NEVER IN HIS MIND FOR HIS FAMILY,
I WAS HIS WIFE, CHURCH WAS HIS MISTRESS, HE LOVED THE MISTRESS AND ABANDONED HIS WIFE,
HE WON THE CHURCH BUT LOST HIS FAMILY, WHAT A SHAME!
The children later wrote and placed on his tomb:
DAD, YOU PASTORED AND NURTURED THEM BUT ABANDONED US,
DAD, YOU DID A LOT OF REVIVAL PROGRAMS BUT YOUR FAMILY IS NEVER REVIVED,
DAD, YOU COUNSELED THEM, BUT WE LIVED WITHOUT COUNSEL,
DAD, YOU WERE A SHEPHERD BUT WE LIVED WITHOUT A PASTURE, YOU SHOWED THEM LOVE, BUT WE LIVED IN THE DESERT OF AFFECTION.
DAD, YOU WERE A SUCCESSFUL PASTOR, COUNSELOR, BUT A TOTAL FAILURE AS A HUSBAND AND FATHER.
DAD, WE HARDLY KNOW THAT YOU ARE DEAD, BECAUSE YOU WERE NEVER THERE FOR US.
THIS ONE THING WE PROMISE YOU, WE WILL NEVER SERVE YOUR GOD.

Sometimes it's not the man's fault... letter from a woman... must read

The piece below may be useful for a stubborn person.

A WOMAN WROTE;

I am writing to you in order to make someone understand that it's good to appreciate our partners despite their flaws.
I am 32 years old. My ex hubby & I dated for six years. We were best of friends, I waited until he completed college and started work, my family and his family then met, we got married and had a son (7 years old now).
My husband was short tempered at times, but our problems started when I wanted to make him feel he couldn't control me.
Every time we argued, I would pack my bags, go to my parents and siblings to explain. My sisters would phone my husband and shout at him. If he was controlling me I would always dare him that if he wished, he could divorce me. I never wanted divorce, I just had pride and I never wanted to look like am a losing woman in his eyes. One day, I pushed him so hard that for the first time he beat me and locked me outside. I went to my relations to report him, my parents locked him up in the police station, every time I looked like I was being abused! But to be honest, I used to abuse my husband emotionally. He was arrested and detained. I was asked by his family to withdraw the case, I felt that what I was doing was wrong.
My husband was never a violent man, he did what he did because I pushed him to the wall openly. I withdrew the charge, and we reconciled. After three months, I packed my bags after a small quarrel, and he remained alone. After two days I
received a call that he was in the hospital, my family told me that I shouldn't go there because it would look like I was begging him, and my sisters believed he was feigning the illness. All this time, people felt sorry for me like I was the one being abused. He spent a week in the hospital, after he came out, I just received a divorce summon. I wanted to say no to divorce, but because I felt this pride, I wanted him to change his mind and beg me. I called and told him, I loved the divorce because I feigned  living with him is hell. When we went to court, I wanted to make him pay, so I told the court that I needed his properties to be shared. To my surprise he openly told the court that whatever he and I acquired together should be given to me, all he wanted was divorce.
We were divorced in 2009 July.
Now, this Saturday (today) my husband is marrying, whilst l am here wasted! My family members are gossiping about me, I depend on what my ex husband gives to my son for survival. I know I wasted my
marriage. I am here telling all wives that they should be careful how they get advise.
Don't be cheated, don't entertain family interference in your marriage my dear reader. Even my young sisters are much more respected than me. Those who encouraged me to get divorced are always teasing and
bad mouthing me. Please ladies be vigilant in your marriage
Thought it is wise to share my story to save your marriage.
There is no benefit in pride for nothing.

#SOMETIMES IT'S NOT THE MAN'S FAULT AT ALL,IT'S YOUR PRIDE,AND THE PEOPLE YOU ALLOW TO ADVISE YOU.

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*LIFE AFTER 55* An interesting article. Must read

Life can begin at 55

It is all in your hands!

Many people feel unhappy, health-wise and security-wise, after 60 years of age, owing to the diminishing importance given to them and their opinions. But, it need not be so, if only we understand the basic principles of life and follow them scrupulously. Here are ten mantras to age gracefully and make life after retirement
pleasant.

1. *Never say I am aged'* :
There are three ages, chronological, biological, and psychological. The first is calculated based on our date of birth; the second is determined by the health conditions; the third is how old we feel we are. While we don't have control over the first, we can take care of our health with good diet, exercise and a cheerful attitude. A positive attitude and optimistic thinking can reverse the third age.

2. *Health is Wealth:*

If you really love your kith and kin, taking care of your health should be your priority. Thus, you will not be a burden to them. Have an annual health check-up and take the prescribed medicines regularly. Do take health insurance coverage.

3. *Money is important:*

Money is essential for meeting the basic necessities of life, keeping good health and earning family respect and security. Don't spend beyond your means even for your children. You have lived for them all through and it is time you enjoyed a harmonious life with your spouse. If your children are grateful and they take care of you, you are blessed. But, never take it for granted.

4. *Relaxation and Recreation:*

The most relaxing and recreating forces are a healthy religious attitude, good sleep, music and laughter. Have faith in God, learn to sleep well, love good music and see the funny side of life.

5. *Time is Precious:*

It is almost like holding a horses' reins. When they are in your hands, you can control them. Imagine that everyday you are born again. Yesterday is a cancelled cheque. Tomorrow is a promissory note. Today is ready cash - use it profitably. Live this moment; live it fully, now, in the present time.

6. *Change is the only Permanent Thing:*

We should accept change - it is inevitable. The only way to make sense out of change is to join in the dance. Change has brought about many pleasant things. We should be happy that our children are blessed.

7. *Enlightened Selfishness:*

All of us are basically selfish. Whatever we do, we expect something in return. We should definitely be grateful to those who stood by us. But, our focus should be on the internal satisfaction and the happiness we derive by doing good for others, without expecting anything in return. Perform a random act of kindness daily.

8. *Forget and Forgive:*

Don't be bothered too much about others' mistakes. We are not spiritual enough to show our other cheek when we are slapped in one. But for the sake of our own health and happiness, let us forgive and forget them. Otherwise, we will be only increasing our blood pressure.

9. *Everything has a Purpose:*

Take life as it comes. Accept yourself as you are and also accept others for what they are. Everybody is unique and is right in his own way.

10. *Overcome the Fear of Death:*

We all know that one day we have to leave this world. Still we are afraid of death. We think that our spouse and children will be unable to withstand our loss. But the truth is no one is going to die for you; they may be depressed for some time. Time heals everything and they will go on.

Most useful to all 40 plus

A FOOL AND HIS MONEY: MUST READ..

I don't want to believe it but if it is true, it is very very sad.

Amouna and Hauwa, two daughters of
Borno-born billionaire, Alhaji Mohammed Indimi graduated from the University of Lynn, in Florida.

Their joyous billionaire father donated a $14 million (N4.2 billion) complex named after him as "Mohammed Indimi International Business Center" to Lynn University as part of the activities of the University Commencement Day.

This demagogue made his billions in Nigeria from oil wells his military dictator friend dashed him. He is the Chairman, CEO of Oriental Oil and Gas and he is reported as the tenth richest billionaire in Nigeria.

The Borno-born billionaire, Mohammed Indimi has never ever donated a plastic chair to the University of Maiduguri or any university in the Niger Delta talk more of endowing a chair in any Nigerian university. But the irony is that he can afford to endow a chair and donate a $14 million complex to a US University, which by the way does not even need such gesture from him.

Hundreds of internally displaced people in Borno state need his Robinhood-like assistance from what he has stolen from the people. But whosai!

Ladies and gentlemen, this is how Nigerian elite underdeveloped Nigeria, with due apologies to Walter Rodney,  the author of the book, "How Europe underdeveloped Africa."

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Don't be greedy. A lesson to heed. Don't laugh alone...must read...

Bayo and his wife Ola received a letter from their daughter who went to study modern physics overseas. SHE WROTE~My beloved Parents, I miss u so much & it breaks my heart to think that by d time i get back, you will be too old. So, enclosed you will find a bottle of a red portion i have invented. It will make u young, so when i return, you will be the same age as i left u. NOTE: "Pls, take only a drop."GoodBye i love u!

So they opened the envelope & in it, is a bottle with a red portion. The man looked at his wife & says U go first".

So Ola  takes a drop, thereafter Bayo  follows. Indeed d wife turns 5yrs younger. Years later, the daughter returned home to find her mother young & pretty, carrying a baby on her back. The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how d portion worked & made her look young. D daughter was happy & asks after her father . "Your Father? Hmmmmm,, ur father was so jealous dat i was so young and beautiful, so he drank the whole bottle. Whaaaat? So where is he?" replied her daughter. Hmmmm, na him dey my back...

Pls share....don't only laugh   but remember- greed is a "destroyer"

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DO YOU KNOW ? Must read...

A 🐇🐇 RABBIT runs, jumps, moves faster and lives for only fifteen (15) years while  a 🐢🐢 TORTOISE doesn' t even attempt any of such activities but lives for 150 years or more?

LESSON: Life is not about rushing,🏃🏽🏃🏽🏃🏽 comparison 👥👥 and doing what others are doing👯👯 but rather keep calm and do what is right and what you are ☎☎ called to do. They may live in the same forest 🌴🌿🌾🌿🌴and play together but have different life expectancy. We must remember that we will have 👬👭 age mates, 🎓🎓class mates, school mates,

🏫🏦🏢office mates but there are no 'Destiny mates' in  life. Be who you are 📣📣📣called to be, love who you are and thank God for your special journey🚶🏽🚴🏽?🏇🏽🏍⛴🚍🚘🛫 which may not look like others!! This is the simplest way to succeed in life!! God Bless you, 💰💷💶 and keep looking 🔭🔭forward because those beside you may not be going exactly where u are going!!!🛣🛣

“NIGERIAN MEN” … RATED BEST FATHERS IN THE WORLD. Must read

“NIGERIAN MEN” … RATED BEST FATHERS IN THE WORLD.

The most populous black nation on earth has been found to have the best and the most cultured men and fathers in the world. Despite the economic hardship that is prevalent in a third world nation like Nigeria, many have closely observed the commitment of the Nigerian man and Father to provide and protect for his immediate family.

A Nigerian father is the last to go to bed in the home. He sits in the living room listening to news and ensuring the country is still a safe abode for the family.

He gets up at intervals to check if all the gates and doors are properly locked. He checks the kitchen to be sure everything is in place, the cooking gas is off and locked, the backdoor is locked and there are no funny sounds from around the backdoor area, store or kitchen cabinet.

We don’t have 911 to call in Nigeria or security gadgets installed in the home to alert police when there is a break-in.

Nigerian men guard and protect their homes with intuition. Interesting what people have to go through in a third world nation that has refused to grow.

He makes sure the bigger generator has enough fuel to run till about 12midnight while the air conditioner is on in the room so the room can be cozy for wife and kids.

He is up at 1am to change to the small generator because of fuel
While changing to the small generator, he is looking around to still be sure there are no intruders in the premises and that the barking dog outside is not of serious concern.

He goes to bed and is awake at 5:00am to switch over to the big generator so the family can boil water to bath, kids can use the micro wave for school and the pumping machine is on for water.

Puts on the TV to check the news and be sure that the country he left to go to bed the night before is still the same country he is waking up to. No bombing around the city, Fulani herdsmen have not invaded neighboring communities and the Naija delta avengers haven’t decided to fire their arsenal into the city area.

Although we  know we are not as romantic as the men of the western world, but you must also understand that it is difficult to be a security man, a generator operator and a provider for the family and still look like Denzel Washington and act like George Clooney.
We will get better in the area of romance and care; we are working at it seriously.

My personal reaction to write-up above on a responsible father is that it is absolutely correct. Is he adequately appreciated by other members of the family? May be father's reward is in heaven. I feel part of it should be discounted for father to enjoy in life before leaving for heaven. What becomes of a father that goes to hell? Everything is lost!!

What is your own opinion?

Why are blacks not wealthy? Must read

Do you agree with the opinion expressed below? Is there a feasible way out of the wood?

*Why are blacks not wealthy*

Excerpts from an interview with a Jewish leader about Blacks.

INTERVIEWER:
Why are blacks so behind Economically?

JEWISH LEADER:
The only thing blacks understand is Consumption.

Blacks don't understand the importance of creating and building wealth.

The fundamental rule is to keep your money within your racial group.

We the Jews
- build Jewish business,
- hire Jewish,
-  buy Jewish and
- spend Jewish. There is nothing wrong with that but it is a basic rule blacks cannot comprehend and follow;

"He kills his fellow blacks daily instead of wanting to see his fellow black do succeed"

93% of blacks killed in America are by other blacks.

Their leaders steal from their people and send the money back to their colonial master from whom they borrow the same money from.

Every successful black wants to spend his money in the country of his colonial masters.

They
- go on holiday abroad,
- buy houses abroad,
-  school abroad,
- go for medical treatment abroad etc

instead of spending this money in their own country to benefit their people.

Statistics show that the Jew's money exchanges hands 18 times before leaving his community while for blacks it is probably a maximum of once or even zero.

Only 6% of black money goes back into their community. This is why Jews are at the top and blacks are at the bottom of every ladder of society.

Instead of buying
- Louis Vuitton,
- Hermes,
- expensive cars,
- shoes,
-houses,
-dresses etc,

Blacks could
- industralize Africa,
- build banks and get rid of colonial institutions by putting them out of business.

INTERVIEWER:
What is your thought on failure of blacks after 150yrs?

JEWISH LEADER:
Well, nothing is ever the blackman's fault. His
-compulsive habit of killing his own,
- compulsive material consumption.
-His inability to build businesses or
-preserve wealth are usually somebody else's fault.

INTERVIEWER:
So what can blacks do to liberate themselves

JEWISH LEADER: Blacks must take responsibility. Blacks must unite. And vehemently fight corrupt leaders who run down their country and run to IMF as though IMF is Father Christmas.

They need to look inwards otherwise they will continuously remain colonized and lose their place in history.

Pls forward this until it goes round the continent of Africa.

We all need to learn our lessons quick and build our Nation.

LET'S TALK WITCHES.... must read

I hail from a riverine community where the talk of witches is common place.

One of my abiding memories of visiting home those early years was my cousins pointing out 'witches' to me and advising me to avoid them in my own interest.

Each of these witches was female, old, living in a thatched mud hut, and seemingly miserable and wretched. All witches were said to be extremely malevolent.

Unfortunately for my well-meaning cousins, and fortunately for me, those 'witches' who happened to be aunts were particularly fond of me and I happily discountenanced all the tales of witchcraft and enjoyed their company as much as I could.Now, those were the days.Anyway, I held onto the image of witches painted in my mind as a child.

That image subsisted until President Buhari developed interest in witch-hunting.You know, sometimes the chasm between what you believe and reality can be very wide indeed. I am now happy that I ignored my cousins because those aunts of mine were no witches at all.President Buhari has shown us that witches are mostly male, urbane, driving exotic cars, residing in palatial mansions, and maintaining permanent suites in 5-star hotels.

Witches are business men, also called whiz kids (it doesn't matter that they are in their 60s) whose only claim to stardom is that they collected billions of Naira in loans from our banks and proceeded to live large without any plan whatsoever of ever repaying the loans.Why else are they whiz kids? Anyway, a whiz kid must necessarily be a witch.

Don't you agree?

I now know that witches are state governors who pocket a large portion of their state's resources and owe civil servants for months on end without any thought for how those workers will provide for their families, or take their sick children to the hospital.Witches are senators who draw more pay than their colleagues anywhere on earth, but still want to craft a life pension for their leaders, with immunity from prosecution for their criminal activities as a bonus.

Witches are army generals who shared money meant for the purchase of armament among themselves, while our soldiers, our children, were being slaughtered by insurgents because they had no weapons to fight.

These generals bought exotic cars, built mansions, and drank the costliest champagne knowing that they were drinking the blood of young men and women under their charge that was being spilled on the battle field.Witches are army generals who court-martialled soldiers who dared protest their sorry state and had them sentenced to death.

Each time anyone comes on Facebook to accuse the president of a witch-hunt when one of these witches is called to account for his misdeeds, I know exactly what they are talking about.Witches are men who rather than defend themselves of whatever witchery they are being accused of will claim they are being witch-hunted because they do not belong to the ruling party.

I have also learned that all witches are not equal. Little witches are those men and women struggling to make ends meet, but who will use their scarce resources to come on Facebook and defend the big witches making their lives hell.Okay, I know that witches big and small are expected to have one another's back, but ... Interestingly, the female folks have more representation in the sphere of small witchery than in the world of big witches.

The snag here is that the big witches do not care a bit about the little witches. Such is life.If I have nothing to thank President Buhari for, I must be grateful that he has straightened me out on who is a witch. There are no witches in my village.All the witches are in our various state capitals and the Federal Capital Territory, wearing designer clothes and sipping designer spirits. Malevolence is their name.

*ARE YOU A WITCH?*

COULD THIS BE TRUE?....MUST READ

If the message below is true which I don't want to believe, then democracy in Nigeria is a mindless robbery by the rulers cutting across all political parties. They are largely responsible for the economic woes of Nigeria through bad examples. EFCC over to you for investigation to clear them of the allegations.

21 senators currently receiving pensions from government as ex-governors and deputy governors.

The current senators who once served as governors are Bukola Saraki of Kwara, Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso of Kano, Kabiru Gaya of Kano, Godswill Akpabio of Akwa Ibom, Theodore Orji of Abia, Abdullahi Adamu of Nasarawa, Sam Egwu of Ebonyi, Shaaba Lafiagi of Kwara, Joshua Dariye of Plateau Jonah Jang of Plateau, Aliyu Magatakarda Wamakko of Sokoto, Ahmed Sani Yarima of Zamfara, Danjuma Goje of Gombe, Bukar Abba Ibrahim of Yobe, Adamu Aliero of Kebbi, George Akume of Benue and Isiaka Adeleke of Osun.

The  former deputy governors in the Senate are Ms Biodun Olujimi of Ekiti and Enyinaya Harcourt Abaribe of Abia. Danladi Abubakar Sani served as the acting governor of Taraba state.

Many former governors are also in Buhari's Cabinet as Ministers. This includes: Ngige, Fayemi, Amaechi and Fashola (SAN).).

In Akwa Ibom State, the law provides that ex governors and deputy governors receive pension equivalent to the salaries of the incumbent. The package also includes a new official car and a utility vehicle every four years; one personal aide; a cook, chauffeurs and security guards for the governor at a sum not exceeding N5 million per month and N2.5 million for his deputy governor.

In Rivers, the law provides 100 percent of annual basic salaries for the ex-governor and deputy, one residential house for the former governor “anywhere of his choice in Nigeria”; one residential house anywhere in Rivers for the deputy, three cars for the ex-governor every four years and two cars for the deputy every four years.

It is alledged that in Lagos, a former governor will get two houses, one in Lagos and another in Abuja, estimated at N500 million in Lagos and N700 million in Abuja. He also receives six new cars to be replaced every three years; a furniture allowance of 300 percent of annual salary to be paid every two years, and a N30 million pension annually for life.

This is the reality for all the 21 ex govenors and deputy governors who are currently serving as senators. This same is also true of ex governors who are now serving as Ministers.

NOW I ASK:
How many years did these guys serve their states as governors and deputy governors? Is it more than 8years? Is that a reason to be entitled to pensions for life? Even if they are entitled to pension for life, must it be so outrageous?

As if that is not enough: HOW on earth can any public servant with conscience collect salaries and allowances as a senator or minister, and still have the audacity to claim pensions equivalent to the salaries of a serving governor in Nigeria?

IT ISN'T ROCKET SCIENCE......

Once you are elected a senator or appointed a minister, you must forfeit any pension accruing to you from government at any level until you vacate office. This should also apply to senators collecting military pensions like former Senate President David Mark.
Yet these senators are in the Senate that is inviting the current finance minister to discuss the recession of Nigeria's economy. A senator pockets approximately 30 million naira monthly as salary and allowances. Our "honourables" are not interested to make laws that could restructure our country into economically autonomous federating States/Regions to save the country from sectional agitations that is threatening  to destroy Nigeria.The sad and hopeless situation is that the rest of Nigerians are busy arguing based on party, ethnic and affiliations while these enemies of state continue to rape us.

THIS IS NOT RIGHT!!! 🤔

A Recipe for Peace_: "TWO WRONGS THAT MAKE A RIGHT".

Meaningful THOUGHTS

There were two houses standing next to each other. In one of them resided a very unhappy family. The spouses yelled at each other, they fought and quarreled all the time. The other was a place of happiness and calm. During one of the fights a wife asked her husband:
“Did you ever hear them quarrel or yell over at that house? No!
So, go there and see what they do to avoid it!”

The husband stood at the window of his neighbors and watched. There they were busy doing their own thing. The wife was in the kitchen cooking, and the man sat at the table writing. The phone rang, and the man jumped up and headed to the hallway to get it.

On his way he bumped into a vase, it fell and broke. He got down to his knees and started picking up the pieces. The wife ran into the room from the kitchen. She also kneeled down and started helping her husband to pick them up.

The man said to his wife:
“I am so sorry. I rushed to get the phone and bumped into the vase. It fell and got broken.”
The wife replied:
“No, honey, it is my fault. I put it there on the way. That’s why you bumped into it.”
They kissed, and that was over. Both got back to what they were doing.

The man who watched them returned to his wife. She wanted to know what the secret of their happiness was. What he said was fantastic:
*“I know it now. In their family they both are guilty and in our family both of us are always right!”*

That’s the secret of family happiness!

Food for thought.

The "trick" isn't in not wanting to take responsibility, but rather in not claiming right.

There are times you need to forfeit your right to earn your peace: depends on which you cherish most.

This recipe is applicable, not only in the home, but also
-at work
-on the road
-in the market place
-between nations.
-all relationships.

SENATOR BURUJI KASHAMU's INTERVIEW ON GOV AYO FAYOSE OF EKITI !...MUST READ

My colleagues, is this the dance of the witches in broad daylight or what? But witches don't operate in broad daylight.  Pls, I am confused, try and convince me. Happy reading:

SENATOR BURUJI KASHAMU's INTERVIEW ON GOV AYO FAYOSE OF EKITI !

The hard truth is that the architect of the current crisis facing the PDP is Governor Ayo Fayose of Ekiti State.

That is why he has been the most vociferous and the loudest among the governors striving laboriously to justify his “bolekaja” and thuggish kind of politics.

I saw him the other day on TV after the PDP Governors’ Forum meeting expressing his jaundiced personal views as those of the Forum. He is the only one who can indulge in such loose talks as if his job as governor is to be shooting from the hip at all times.

He talks down on the President and every other person as if that is the job he was elected to do as Governor of Ekiti State, at the detriment of the good people of the state.

I am aware that various aids and intervention programmes of the Federal Government, such as the Cashew/Cococa and Fertiliser Intervention Funds have been launched, without Ekiti State benefitting from them because he refused to attend or send representatives to the meetings held in respect of the programmes before they were launched.

He has used the same blind politics to scheme Ekiti State out of the recently-launched School Feeding Programme. He neither attended the launch nor sent a representative. In one breath, he said the invitation was sent late.

The next moment, he said Ekiti State does not have money to support it. But, when it comes to his fancies, the state will have money to meet them. Every Friday, he hosts young girls of easy virtues, who are young enough to be his grand children, lavishing money on them.

He betrayed the trust of one of his aides who had worked for him for over 20 years by sleeping with his wife. Today, two of the five children born by the woman are for him. He slept with the girlfriends of two of his children. One of them got annoyed and made away with millions of naira.

In Port Harcourt, when Fayose saw that Sheriff would not support his VP ambition, he resorted to blackmailing him. At a time Ekiti workers are suffering because of his inability to pay salaries, he took the state funds to pay lawyers and part-sponsor the botched convention where he said they spent N1.5billion.

Fayose alleged that Sheriff has Presidential ambition and lied that he had promised him Vice-Presidential ticket, just like he had allegedly promised other governors.

The question is: even if it is true that Sheriff promised him such, people should ask him why it took Sheriff’s refusal to be his lapdog for him to begin to sing like a bird? I know many
governors who have Vice-Presidential ambitions like Fayose, and quite naturally they were angry and decided to move against Sheriff when they heard that some other persons had been promised the same ticket.

They fell for Fayose’s cheap blackmail of Sheriff with the intention to disgrace him out of office. They sought to embarrass an accomplished Nigerian and rubbish his career, forgetting that they were the same people who brought him months ago and told the rest of us to support him as the best man for the job.

When they saw that they could not manipulate him as they had erroneously thought, they resorted to lying against him. We are not fools.
It was based on the position of the Governors that Sheriff was the best man for the job, other critical stakeholders and organs of the party followed them. We trusted their sense of judgment because we know some of them are well-exposed and educated.

Confusion set in when they allowed a psychiatric patient from the South West to brainwash and manipulate them; it is like mixing apples with oranges.

The questions all genuine stakeholders should ask are: Why is it that no National Chairman of the PDP has stayed for four years? Why do we take delight in disgracing and embarrassing them out of office?

Do we enjoy the bad reputation of being seen as a lawless organization? If there is anyone or group of persons that is making this bad image to stick, it is those trampling on due process, the rule of law and the constitution of our party. You do not use the media to destroy people’s career, and by extension the party.

I am not against members of the National Caretaker Committee but the process that brought them is faulty and it has to be addressed in such a way that whatever they do will not be injurious to the party in the nearest future. For me, the process is as important as the end that we earnestly seek.
In my position paper, I proposed that the NEC give dignified respite to Sheriff and

subsequently ratify the appointment of members of the Caretaker Committee in such a way that they will become members of an interim National Working Committee that will pilot the affairs of the party till an acceptable and all-embracing National Convention is held.

There was no need to resort to impunity and the attendant public ridicule that the actions and inactions of a few misguided persons have brought upon the party.

I agree that nobody is bigger than the party and the National Convention is the highest decision-making organ of the party. But, this saying should not be limited to certain people. It should also apply to Governors, lawmakers, BoT members and other classes of people.

Let us not just parrot it when it is convenient for us. If anything, I dare say that those that are trampling on the constitution of the party and the rule of law are the people acting as if they are bigger than the party and the laws of the land.

The National Convention and the party itself are creations of the law and they cannot be bigger than the Nigerian constitution which created the courts. Instead of resorting to hooliganism and violence, the courts are there for civilized people to ventilate their grievances and allow the courts to adjudicate on them.

Alternatively, being political issues, they can be resolved in a give-and- take manner. But, people have to be open-minded, genuine and sincere.
I wish to also say that the renewed hostilities would not have arisen if the issues had been well managed. There was an impasse and the Police moved in and sealed off the National Secretariat.

Upon the intervention of our respected leaders and elders in the BoT, the Police opened the secretariat and handed it over to them. How could anyone have handed over the secretariat to one of the contending parties without reaching a truce with the other party? That was what raised the tension between the contending groups.

But thankfully, apart from the issues being in court, respectable leaders and elders of the party have intervened and peace talks are ongoing.
The tension between the Governor Ayo Fayose of Ekiti State and the Federal Government is palpable, what do you think is the reason for this imbroglio?

Recent revelations have shown that Fayose has been lying and deceiving Ekiti people and Nigerians that he is fighting for the masses.

Where is his credibility with all the revelations we are now hearing?

Pride goes before destruction and a haughty spirit before a fall.
Nigerians can now see that all of Fayose’s criticisms against the anti-corruption fight and other policies of the Government are self-serving.

As the Governor of Ekiti State, the welfare of the people of the state and Nigerians from all walks of life who live in the state should be his priority. And no interest, whether political or otherwise, should override that.

He chose to elevate rabid criticisms of almost every action of the Federal Government as if that is the official policy of the state government or what he was elected to do and as if that is what will bring the dividends of democracy to the good people of Ekiti State.

For goodness sake, the elections are over. Every reasonable politician and leader should know that what will matter at the end of the day is what you were able to do for the people and not how strident you were in criticizing anyone.
It should be recalled that I had in the past stated that the loudest and the most vociferous among us are not necessarily the cleanest. Some of them have defecated in the public arena.

They have skeletons in their cupboard and merely want to prepare the ground to make their wanton criticisms of the government their alibi when the searchlight is turned on them. Now the wind has blown and the fowl’s anus has been opened.

He kept acting as if he was a messiah that was fighting for the interest of the masses whereas he was one of the beneficiaries of the funds that were meant to buy arms for the security of Nigeria and Nigerians.

Even if he says someone does not know how to do it right, the questions to ask are: what has he done differently? What innovation has he brought to governance in Ekiti State?

How come once there is a shortfall in monthly allocation governance grinds to a halt in the state? Does he have the moral right to criticize anyone if he cannot provide answers to these posers?

Now that his secrets have been exposed, he lied against Zenith Bank that it was the bank that funded his election.

How could a bank fund anybody’s election? The most any organization can do is to make a donation towards a candidate’s cause. They do it across the board, but not so much as to claim that the bank was the major sponsor of his election.

He didn’t say how much Zenith Bank gave him. I think he decided to rope in the bank because he felt the bank did not cooperate with him. I will not be surprised if he chooses to implicate more individuals and organizations in his desperate bid to extricate and exonerate himself.
But thankfully, records don’t lie. If the bank did, the records will show it; if not, the records will also show it. And there are people involved in all these transactions.

The other day, he turned a visit meant to discuss the state’s indebtedness to the bank given recent developments into a comic show, saying the bank officials came to beg him. How does that comedy show detract from the facts of the case as rightly put out by the media and EFCC?

We have also heard that he ran to the bank two weeks ago asking them to perfect the records.
In his statement, Fayose claimed that the bank asked him to submit the name of a trusted ally in whose name the account could be opened.

That in itself is curious. How could a bank have suggested to you in whose name an account should be opened and you agreed if you have no criminal motive or intention? I think he suffered some kind of depression when he was younger.
Only God knows what happened to him in his early years. While he was in Ibadan, he was said to have worked as a courier of some prohibited substances for a certain Charlie, maybe he is still high on those substances.

That must be the reason why he is attacking innocent people and even those who helped him on his way up. He has betrayed almost all his benefactors and paid them back in bad coin, destroying the lives of over 40 of them.

But Fayose insists that he is being targeted because of his principled stand against the APC-led Federal Government and his fight for the interests of the masses?

It is all deceit. What principles is he talking about? It is all about his personal interest. First, he wants to be seen as the leader of the opposition; two, he wants to position himself for the Vice-Presidential ticket of the PDP in 2019 and he wants to prepare the ground to blackmail the Government as he is doing now once they call him to account for the arms fund which he also benefitted from.

In essence, it is all about his interest alone and not that of the highly sophisticated and good people of Ekiti State, let alone other Nigerians. This is not about political party affiliation or any other interest. I have always condemned all those who diverted the funds that were meant to secure Nigeria and Nigerians.

This is about a few individuals feeding fat on our commonwealth at the detriment of the vast majority of our people. Instead of the beneficiaries to accept their faults and apologise to Nigerians, they are trying to justify the unjustifiable and grandstanding all over the place. It is a shame.

I have it on good authority that the former Minister of State for Defence, Senator Musiliu Obanikoro is willing to testify against Fayose as a prime witness. ‘Koro told a lawyer that he was sent to give Fayose over N2 billion from the arms fund in the build up to the governorship primary election.

He said he could not understand why Fayose is running his mouth, abusing the President, his wife and everybody when he knows he is culpable. So, why is Fayose lying and deceiving the good people of Ekiti State, Nigerians and the international community? He is fooling himself, not anyone.

The good and sophisticated people of Ekiti State gave him another opportunity because they thought he would have changed. Indeed, he told everyone and anyone who cared to listen that he was a changed person; more matured and experienced.

But alas, it is a fluke. For a man who could hardly pay his bills, we now know that in just two years, he has bought houses in Lagos and Abuja and a lot of exotic cars while workers are being owed in Ekiti State.

People are hungry and relocating to their villages because of the poor economic situation in the state. How can a man who is fortunate enough to escape from the throes of poverty consign others to it? One would have thought that his various life experiences would have shaped him into a better person. He once told me of how he worked as a bus conductor and danfo (bus) driver in Ibadan.

One would have thought that all the years he was shouting “Mokola, Mokola”; “Bodija, Bodija”; “Dugbe, Dugbe” all over Ibadan would have changed his perception, character and disposition.

At least he later managed to go the Polytechnic in Ibadan. If he did not go to school, people would have said he is behaving the way he does because he did not go to school.
The education should have made him to be intelligent a bit.

Although it is true that education itself does not guarantee intelligence. The irony is that before he became governor he was going everywhere prostrating; he could hardly feed and pay his bills. After his emergence as Governor, he turned himself to a thin-god.
When he is going on the road, he will be pushing people off the road as if the other road users do not have the right of way.

I have cautioned him twice against such attitude. I told him that it was important for him to always realise that all powers belong to the Almighty Allah, and so he should be humble and learn to invest in people. But, he will not. Rather, he continued in his arrogance and only gives to girls in exchange for their bodies. God neither sleeps nor slumber.

But some people argue that the actions of the EFCC are arbitrary and unlawful, how would you react to this?

On the contrary, I commend the acting Chairman of the EFCC, Ibrahim Magu, for the detailed and methodological approach to their investigations. The EFCC under Magu is more professional and thorough. The President did not make a mistake in appointing Magu. He has shown that he is a thorough-bred professional, a crack detective, a patriotic Nigerian and a man of integrity. That is not to say they might have some shortcomings as with every human organisation. But, let us be real and honest with ourselves. Given the harm that corruption has done to our country, there is no way this country will move forward without first cleaning the Augean Stable. And this must be done with some level of zeal and seriousness, albeit within the ambit of the law.

The problems in various parts of our national life are caused majorly by corruption. Mr. President, I urge you to continue to clean up Nigeria for a better tomorrow. I wish to implore my fellow Nigerians to patiently continue supporting the anti-corruption fight. What has come to the open is that the funds that could have been used to secure our country, build infrastructure and develop our economy were cornered by a few people through various means. And as people gradually realize that there are consequences for every act of corruption that they perpetrate, they will be careful and the nation will be the better for it; and within the next one year or thereabout things will improve. Meanwhile, let all those who have questions to answer honourably do so.

But as a serving governor, Fayose enjoys immunity...
I think it is high time the National Assembly, the Attorney-General of the Federation and the Government in general took another look at the Immunity Clause. I am sure that the intendment of the drafters of our constitution was not to provide a cover for criminals in public offices. The drafters of our constitution had expected the highest level of responsibility from our leaders and thought it fit to provide for their immunity to prosecution. But when people have demonstrated crass irresponsibility and betrayed the trust of the people, I think we should take another look at such a provision. We should not condone criminals and allow them to hide under the Immunity Clause to shield them from being held accountable for their actions. Can a lawless person enjoy immunity? Can immunity cover someone who is involved in treasonable acts by going against the interests of his state and nation? Is such a person qualified to enjoy immunity from prosecution?

Fayose cannot seek refuge from laws he flagrantly violates because he can simply refer to Section 308 of the 1999 Constitution. I cannot imagine how someone who has been a beneficiary of the law and derives his authority and power from the law would boldly encourage the violation of the same law. Let’s take a look at his track records; he knew that the tenure of the South West Zonal exco has not expired and the court ordered that no election should be conducted to replace them, yet he chose to ignore the court order and went ahead to organize a sham congress.

He took the impostors and another set of renegades from Ogun State to the National Convention in clear violation of the party’s constitution and subsisting orders of the court.

As if all these were not enough, he printed and super-imposed the name of fake delegates as representing the zonal exco and other states in the South West that refused to join him in his illegalities. He went against the orders of the court and the sound legal advice of his lawyers on the impropriety of his actions. I think it is safe to say with his current predicament, it is the Law of Karma that is catching up with him.

Thursday 18 August 2016

Buhari Vs IBB: Finally the defining moment....By Louis Odion, FNGE

"...I found out that some officers were spending money. I asked, 'Where did they get the money from?' They said it was from the Military Intelligence fund... Later, I learnt that General Aliyu Gusau who was in charge of intelligence took import licence from the Ministry of Commerce, which was in charge of supplies, and gave it to Alhaji Mai Deribe. It was worth N100,000, a lot of money then.

When I discovered this, I confronted them and took the case (to) the army council... I said if I didn't punish Aliyu Gusau, it will create a problem for us... So I said General Aliyu Gusau had to go. He was the chief of intelligence. That was why Babangida got some officers to remove me."

With the foregoing account, President Muhammadu Buhari has sensationally reopened a deep wound the nation has nursed for the past 31 years. In disrobing the Daura-born general in the palace coup of August 27, 1985, his failings listed by erstwhile comrades included arrogance, inflexibility and emptiness.
In the December 2015 edition of The Interview magazine, General Ibrahim Babangida had dismissed the notion that there was an ulterior motive other than the catalogue of transgressions read by Brigadier Nimyel Dogonyaro in the dawn broadcast announcing Buhari's ouster.

Asked if the coup was prompted by the fear of imminent censure by the Buhari administration, Babangida stated: "Do not forget that I was one of Buhari's closest aides. I was the Chief of Army Staff. So I had an important position, an important role to play within that administration. I don't think it had to do with a memo."

But in the conversation published in the current edition of wave-making The Interview, not only did the president dismiss IBB's theory as false, he laid bare the acute moral bankruptcy of those who brought his reign as military head of state to an abrupt end. According to him, the desperation of a few tainted generals to evade justice, rather than national interest, inspired the regime change then.

And in what could perhaps be described the most pointed challenge in recent history, he dared Babangida and Gusau to controvert him: "Let him (General Babangida) repeat his own story. Aliyu Gusau is still alive."

Buhari's revelation only adds to the existing and by far more salacious myth of Gloria Okon often whispered in informal public chat. Back then, the media had reported the arrest of one Ms. Gloria Okon while allegedly trying to smuggle hard drugs out of the country at a time the no-nonsense Buhari regime had imposed capital punishment on such. In fact, same law had already been invoked retroactively to publicly execute some Nigerians for attempting to smuggle heroine.

So, naturally, there were fears that Okon would be next on the death-row. Then, a twist. The rest of the suspenseful drama is already meticulously captured in a documentation by the nation's leading legal historian and consistent human rights crusader, Richard Akinnola. It turned out that the suspect was reportedly only a courier for a powerful figure in the sitting military administration.

Soon afterward, the nation was told the suspect had suddenly dropped dead in custody! But in reality, the real Gloria Okon was said to have been smuggled out in a high-stake conspiracy while the corpse of someone's else was presented as hers.

The then commander-in-chief smelt a rat and set up a panel to unravel the mystery. It happened that before the panel could submit its report, power had changed hands at Dodan Barracks! End of inquiry. A year or two later, the real Okon was reportedly sighted at a high-society soirée in London, attended by the glamorous spouse of a key figure in the government of the day!

Another account, though unsubstantiated, states that it was the general who arranged the escape from custody of the real Gloria Okon who later found himself ironically being implicated in a subsequent coup plot and was eventually executed alongside other convicted co-conspirators.

A further twist was brought to the narrative with the claim that it was in an attempt by a Lagos-based news magazine to piece all these dark happenings together into a thriller cover-story that eventuated in its chief editor being bombed to death one Sunday morning in Lagos. This October marks the thirtieth anniversary of the assassination of star journalist Dele Giwa.

While circumstantial evidence may weigh heavily in public opinion, it is less admissible in the court of law. So, for now, in the absence of cogent proof, the Gloria Okon story will, at best, still be entertained as merely speculative, if not entirely fictitious.

But with Buhari's weighty salvo in The Interview, IBB, undeniably a key player in the nation's political history in the past four decades, has undoubtedly now been put on the spot, from where there seems no easy escape. Silence is sometimes romanticized as golden. But not in the present circumstance.

How the self-styled military president explains the weighty charge may now effectively define his place in history as either an unacknowledged saint or the ultimate patriarch of grand larceny.

Well, there is no doubt about Buhari's motive for revealing a dark secret. Time is said to be the greatest healer. But it is obvious Buhari will carry the bitterness of 1985 to his grave. Attempts by some do-gooders to reconcile them over the years have only achieved cosmetic results.

Deep down in Buhari's heart is the hurt from the pain of losing power and the trauma of his subsequent ordeal in custody. For instance, when Buhari lost his mother, IBB refused to allow him one last opportunity, even if on compassionate grounds, to see her remains before burial.

Just as another account says that the "irreconcilable differences" that led to the collapse of his first marriage to Safinatu arose from how she chose to comport herself around his traducers while he was languishing in solitary detention in Benin.

Tellingly, Sambo Dasuki currently at the centre of $15b arms fund scam was part of the team that physically seized Buhari from his residence on August 27, 1985 and would end up as one of the influential "IBB boys" who wielded enormous power between 1985 and 1993.

But any allusion to Buhari's ancient malice will hardly provide any back-door for IBB to escape scrutiny here. For at issue is the question of public morality. Could it be possible that the nation was deceived and taken for a ride then with the quest to protect the illicit transaction of a few greedy generals falsely presented so seductively as a patriotic intervention to defend national interest?

From Buhari's sketch of Gusau, the caricature that emerges is that of a buccaneer, a profiteer ready to barter public trust away for material gain. It gets more disturbing considering that he is easily regarded today as the most influential player in the nation's intelligence community in the last three decades during which he was recycled as national security adviser by successive administrations.

It is open secret that the Zamfara-born general directed single-handed the drafting of Olusegun Obasanjo by the military establishment to becoming the president-elect in 1999 on PDP's platform. Going by this damning testimonial of his one-time boss, how are we now to believe the stated value deficit did not also corrode all Gusau's later engagements in public office? Worse still, here is a man who could have ended up as elected civilian president in 2007 and 2011 having put up a strong bid in the PDP primaries.

Taken together, in case IBB prefers to shy away from Buhari's categorical claim that graft was at the bottom of his overthrow in 1985, the Minna-born general risks having his reputation further cemented in infamy as one who formally inaugurated sleaze as the cornerstone of governance in the nation's history.

If corruption has now morphed into a humongous industry today, some historians have always identified the man fondly called Maradona as the one who provided the seed capital decades ago.
Such reading is based on empirical proofs. His rise in 1985 is seen as signposting not just the shift in the character of national politics, but values as well. As months rolled by, every

thing the nation had held high was cheapened. No measure was considered too extreme nor institution too sacred in the ensuing orgy of contamination. Even in music, vulgarity became the new lyrics as fast-tempo beat gradually displaced meditative sound of old that placed more emphasis on philosophical messages.
In social space, the culture of "settlement" supplanted the tradition of due process. Ostentation replaced modesty.

In the academia, violent cultism soon overshadowed the chivalrous exuberance of what used to be known as student confraternity as might became valorized over right. Outside, philistinism flourished as some palace intellectuals formed a cult around the crafty general who seemed to prefer the ill-fitting apparel of a philosopher-king. Just as the state clamped  down on "undue radicals" in the varsity classrooms intent on "teaching what they are not paid to teach."

At a personal level, IBB was quick at prefacing any commitment in the public with the chant of "Insha Allah", but his deed later often reflected a willful betrayal of that solemn invocation. He was never in short supply of great fanciful ideas. But lacking personal disciple, whatever he planted with the right hand was soon subverted with the left as cronies were issued blank cheques to plunder such undertakings.

By the account of now late Pius Okigbo, foremost economist, a staggering $12.8b of the 1990/91 oil windfall could not be accounted for under IBB.

Where the cultural damage inflicted on the nation is perhaps most deep and enduring is politics. In a fevered bid to clone a new generation of actors in his own grotesque image with little or no ethical grounding, the national landscape was soon besieged by monstrous creatures. An affliction that has in turn haunted the nation till date as it became fashionable to play politics without principle, with parties seen merely as a make-shift vehicle to capture without fidelity to any ideology.

As the genetic re-engineering continued in Babangida's derelict lab, the test-tube babies that mutated were laughably christened "new-breed politicians" to be engaged in what at the time became the longest-running transition programme in modern history, guzzling estimated colossal N40b (when naira was still strong) by the time it finally unravelled in the June 12 crisis of 1993.

Actors in Babangida's political roulette were banned, unbanned and re-banned in a manner that defied logic nor accord respect to human dignity.

But, as events later revealed, behind all the chicanery of eight years was Babangida's incestuous desire to parlay the entire transition programme to his own coronation as civilian president. By the time he was forced to surrender power in August 1993, Babangida left the nation in the cusp of chaos.

In summary, IBB's eight reign set the nation on a ruinous course from which she is yet to recover. A cardinal sin for which he is yet to atone, let alone show any remorse.

The shame of a nation

Following report that a member of parliament (MP) had defrauded British taxpayers of a "modest" £20,000 some years ago, hell was literally let loose in the United Kingdom. It was not until David Chaytor had been sentenced to 18 months in prison in 2011 after a speedy trial that the media and watchdog groups finally
relented.

Chaytor, who represented Bury North, was convicted at Southwark Crown Court where he pleaded guilty to three charges on false accounting of over £20,000 (less than N9m today). He could have earned a maximum 7 years had he not taken the wise option of owning up and pleading guilty.

He had pilfered the money by claiming rent for his own flat in London and rent for a house in Bury owned by his mother. He falsely produced a tenancy agreement which said he was paying £1,175 as monthly rent.

Now, the Nigerian media has been awash in the past few days with reports of an alleged monumental scam involving the leadership of the House of Reps and hundreds of billions of taxpayers' money and business seems to be continuing as usual at the lower legislative chamber with the rest of the country watching with amusement, rather than outrage.

Last week, a falling out between principal officers of the House led to the "resignation" of Abdulmumin Jibrin as the chairman of the Appropriation Committee. An embittered Jibrin chose not to exit without opening the Pandora Box. He pointedly accused the Speaker, Yakubu Dogara, of offering a rogue leadership alongside three other principal officers namely Deputy Speaker Yusuf Lasun, Whip Alhassan Doguwa and Minority Leo Ogor.

Specifically, he accused the Speaker of greedily cornering to himself and three principal officers a whopping N40b out of the N100b earmarked for Constituency projects in the 2016 budget.

The original 2016 appropriation bill brought by the presidency had allocated N60b for constituency projects. Jibrin claims to have documentary evidence where the Speaker directed a topping up of N40b and re-ordering the allocation formula in the same manner a typical butcher would, by the swish of the knife, divide the meat on the slaughter slab.

He did not stop there. He also accused the Speaker of a slew of other financial malfeasance and corporate extortions too lurid to be restated here.

Expectedly, the accused have counter-punched, accusing Jibrin of not only being the culprit of the last padding scandal that delayed the passage of the 2016 budget months back but also complicit in past illegal injection of extraneous provisions into the appropriation bills submitted by the executive arm of government.

At this writing, the orgy of accusations and counter-accusations had degenerated to a point where Jibrin alleged threat to his life while the Speaker on the other hand demanded that the "libelous" statement against him be retracted.

Overall, serious issues have inadvertently been raised by the throwing of mud at the House in the past week. The litany of claims and counter-claims put a big question mark on the moral integrity of the House leadership as presently constituted under Dogara. It speaks directly to the culture of greed, shamelessness, cant and profanity now mistaken for legislature in Nigeria.

Rather than issue ultimatum for Jibrin to withdraw his statement, the least one therefore expects of Dogara and others accused is to step aside, even if temporarily, to allow an independent investigation of the matter. The allegations are far too weighty for the Speaker to continue to sit pretty and pretend all is well. What is involved is people's money running into hundreds of billion.

Perhaps, the latest incident will afford us the opportunity to interrogate the essence and sustainability of the so-called "constituency projects". Often than not, it is a euphemism for the head where the pecuniary interests of members are satiated. Those who conceived the idea in a democracy may have meant well. But the operation in our own environment is quite problematic.

The lawmakers would rather they be allowed to personally draw down the vote to "execute" a project of their own choosing or be allowed to nominate the contractors. So, the question is: how wholesome is such arrangement? Ideally, the business of legislature is to make laws, not executing contracts. At best, legislators can perform oversight during the execution of such. To think otherwise is to create room for corrupt practices.

When such "projects" are executed at all, the standard practice among the legislators is to privatize same. Usually, a giant bill-board bearing the life-size image of the respective lawmaker will be hoisted there giving the false impression that it is a personal donation from the representative to the constituency.

Time has come to sanitize the idea.

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You can register for the training at http://goo.gl/forms/lWbhmn4MITVItvWH2

Training information can also be viewed here: http://us12.campaign-archive2.com/?u=6babfbabc1dba5f4b8ab57f5a&id=3963cacea0&e=2be26faf2d

Please call 08137199488 for further information about the training.
 
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Opportunity!!! Grab it now... must read

You may want to try the document, if you are qualified, in case it is true

Pls pass on to our youths/others in need of this information:

DO YOU NEED A MAXIMUM OF 5 MILLION NAIRA TO FUND YOUR BUSINESS IDEA IN THESE CLUSTERS?
1. Adire (Tie and Dye)/Aso Oke
2. Animal Feeds
3. Aquaculture
4. Bakery
5. Blocks and Interlocking Stones
6. Bottled Water
7. Ceramics & Tiles
8. Chemicals and Paints
9. Cosmetics/Hair Products
10. Dairy
11. Digital Printing/Multimedia Publishing
12. Doors and Window Frames
13. E-Commerce/Information & Communications Technology (ICT)
14. Fashion/Garmenting
15. Fish Smoking/Drying
16. Food Processing (comprising processing of agricultural products)
17. Foundries/Metal Fabrication/3-D Printing
18. Fruit Juice
19. Furniture/Wood Processing
20. Gemstones
21. Greenhouses
22. Laundry and Dry Cleaning
23. Leather/Footwear
24. Liquefied Petroleum Gas/Compressed Natural Gas
25. Meat Processing
26. Mechatronics
27. Health Care (Medical Diagnostics)
28. Laboratory/Orthodontist/Ophthalmology/Physiotherapy)
29. Movie Production (Nollywood)
30. Plastics
31. Quick Service Restaurants
32. Quarries
33. Recycling
34. Roofing Sheets
35. Soaps and Detergents
36. Solar (off grid)
37. Technical/Vocational Schools (Offering City & Guild Certificate)
38. Theme Parks
39. Water Transportation Riverine
40. Light Manufacturing (Paper, Roofing Sheets, lube blending, Paints etc)
41. Grocery packaging

ARE YOU BETWEEN AGE 18 - 35 YEARS?

IS YOUR NYSC CERTIFICATE NOT MORE THAN 5 YEARS OLD?

IF YES...YOU SHOULD APPLY FOR THE BANK OF INDUSTRY YOUTH ENTREPRENEURSHIP SUPPORT PROGRAM (YES-P)

The second round of applications is opened for the BOI YES-P. W-HBS is offering training on how to apply. For more information, click here http://eepurl.com/b8ysE9

You can register for the training at http://goo.gl/forms/lWbhmn4MITVItvWH2

Training information can also be viewed here: http://us12.campaign-archive2.com/?u=6babfbabc1dba5f4b8ab57f5a&id=3963cacea0&e=2be26faf2d

Please call 08137199488 for further information about the training.
 
www.w-hbs.com 

Kindly help rebroadcast.

Opportunity!!! Grab it now... must read

You may want to try the document, if you are qualified, in case it is true

Pls pass on to our youths/others in need of this information:

DO YOU NEED A MAXIMUM OF 5 MILLION NAIRA TO FUND YOUR BUSINESS IDEA IN THESE CLUSTERS?
1. Adire (Tie and Dye)/Aso Oke
2. Animal Feeds
3. Aquaculture
4. Bakery
5. Blocks and Interlocking Stones
6. Bottled Water
7. Ceramics & Tiles
8. Chemicals and Paints
9. Cosmetics/Hair Products
10. Dairy
11. Digital Printing/Multimedia Publishing
12. Doors and Window Frames
13. E-Commerce/Information & Communications Technology (ICT)
14. Fashion/Garmenting
15. Fish Smoking/Drying
16. Food Processing (comprising processing of agricultural products)
17. Foundries/Metal Fabrication/3-D Printing
18. Fruit Juice
19. Furniture/Wood Processing
20. Gemstones
21. Greenhouses
22. Laundry and Dry Cleaning
23. Leather/Footwear
24. Liquefied Petroleum Gas/Compressed Natural Gas
25. Meat Processing
26. Mechatronics
27. Health Care (Medical Diagnostics)
28. Laboratory/Orthodontist/Ophthalmology/Physiotherapy)
29. Movie Production (Nollywood)
30. Plastics
31. Quick Service Restaurants
32. Quarries
33. Recycling
34. Roofing Sheets
35. Soaps and Detergents
36. Solar (off grid)
37. Technical/Vocational Schools (Offering City & Guild Certificate)
38. Theme Parks
39. Water Transportation Riverine
40. Light Manufacturing (Paper, Roofing Sheets, lube blending, Paints etc)
41. Grocery packaging

ARE YOU BETWEEN AGE 18 - 35 YEARS?

IS YOUR NYSC CERTIFICATE NOT MORE THAN 5 YEARS OLD?

IF YES...YOU SHOULD APPLY FOR THE BANK OF INDUSTRY YOUTH ENTREPRENEURSHIP SUPPORT PROGRAM (YES-P)

The second round of applications is opened for the BOI YES-P. W-HBS is offering training on how to apply. For more information, click here http://eepurl.com/b8ysE9

You can register for the training at http://goo.gl/forms/lWbhmn4MITVItvWH2

Training information can also be viewed here: http://us12.campaign-archive2.com/?u=6babfbabc1dba5f4b8ab57f5a&id=3963cacea0&e=2be26faf2d

Please call 08137199488 for further information about the training.
 
www.w-hbs.com 

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The real fact to all human being. ..must see

A father/mother's influence goes to the fourth generation after him/her. Whitney Houston’s parents Emily (Cissy) and John Houston divorced when she was at kindergarten. Together with lover, Bobby Brown, Whitney smoked crack in the presence of their 5 year old daughter, Bobbi Kristina. At 22, Bobbi died of drug abuse…her mother Whitney died at 48 on similar grounds. Great careers and more importantly, great lives lost due to weak father/motherhood.

While there is little you can do about your ancestors, there is something that you can do about your descendants. One thing that prevents a man/woman from being a good father/mother is that he/she hasn’t completed being a boy/girl. To be in your children’s’ memory tomorrow, you have to be in their lives’ today.  Having kids doesn’t make you a father/mother. Raising them does.

There are many of us who were raised up in unstable families but we don’t have to pass it on to our children. We don’t have to fight in the presence of our children. We can choose to shield their emotions from our disputes as adults. To a large extent, you are a product of your early relationships

Unstable parents create insecure children. Stable parents raise stable children. Children need affection (hugs, kisses), attention (listening) and affirmation (positive words), every day. When a man/woman loves his wife/husband, it creates security and stability. The best gift a father/mother can give his/her children is to love their mother/father. Children learn how to handle feelings, losses, failure and conflicts at home.

Regrettably, parenting can neither be delegated nor suspended for a while as we work for the ring of fame and fortune. The growth of children is irreversible. Like a young tree, it takes the bends directed by the gardener, so is the life of a child. You can’t shape it in adulthood; you can’t pick it from where you left after you reach at the top in your career pursuits.  It’s always easier to model young boys/girls than to rehabilitate grown up men/women.

If you invest in your child, you don’t have to invest for your child. Children require presence not presents. No amount of gifts and meeting financial obligations can replace your personal presence. Any written will can be torn in a few years after the demise of the writer of the will. The only sure inheritance that you can leave behind is the investment you make in your child not for your child.

Every woman, please read:

Recently this past week, my cousin Nicole Dishuk (age 31...newly graduated student with a doctoral degree about to start her new career as a Doctor...) was flown into a nearby hospital, because she passed out.

They found a blood clot in her neck, and immediately took her by helicopter to the ER to operate. By the time they removed the right half of her skull to relieve the pressure on her brain; the clot had spread to her brain causing severe damage.

Since last Wednesday night, she was battling... they induced her into a coma to stop the blood flow, they operated 3 times... Finally, they said there was nothing left that they could do... they found multiple clots in the left side of her brain... the swelling wouldn't stop, and she was on life support...

She died at 4:30 yesterday. She leaves behind a husband, a 2yr old Brandon and a 4yr old Justin... The CAUSE of DEATH - they found was a birth control she was taking that allows you to only have your period 3 times a year... They said it interrupts life's menstrual cycle, and although it is FDA approved... shouldn't be - So to the women in my address book - I ask you to boycott this product & deal with your period once a month - so you can live the rest of the months that your life has in store for you.

*Please send this to every woman you know - you may save someone's life... Remember, you have a CYCLE for a reason!

The name of this new birth control pill is LYBREL. If you go to Lybrel.com http://lybrel.com/, you will find at least 26 pages of information regarding this drug.

The second birth control pill is, SEASONIQUE. If you go to the website of, Seasonique.com http://seasonique/ .com/, you will find 43 pages of information regarding this drug.

The warnings and side effects regarding both pills are horrible. Please, please forward this information to as many daughters AND sons, co-workers, friends and relatives. Several lives have already been changed.

From the team of An'Nisaa -The Woman (النساء )
Jazakumullahu khairan for reading.

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WHAT HAPPENS IN HEAVEN WHEN WE PRAY?

This is one of the nicest e-mails I have ever seen !!

I dreamed that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around. We walked side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels. My angel guide stopped in front of the first section and said, 'This is the Receiving Section. Here, all petitions to God said in prayer are received.

I looked around in this area, and it was terribly busy with so many angels sorting out petitions written on voluminous paper sheets and scraps from people all over the world.

Then we moved on down a long corridor until we reached the second section.

The angel then said to me, "This is the Packaging and Delivery Section. Here, the graces and blessings the people asked for are processed and delivered to the living persons who asked for them." I noticed again how busy it was there. There were many angels working hard at that station, since so many blessings had been requested and were being packaged
for delivery to Earth.

Finally at the farthest end of the long corridor we stopped at the door of a very small station. To my great surprise, only one angel was seated there, idly doing nothing. "This is the Acknowledgment Section, my angel friend quietly admitted to me. He seemed embarrassed.

"How is it that there is no work going on here? I asked."

"So sad," the angel sighed. "After people receive the blessings that they asked for, very few send back acknowledgments."

"How does one acknowledge God's blessings? "I asked.

"Simple," the angel answered. Just say, "Thank you, Lord."

"What blessings should they acknowledge?" I asked.

"If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep you are richer than 75% of this world."

"If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish, you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy, and if you get this on your own computer, you are part of the 1% in the world who has that opportunity."

"If you woke up this morning with more health than illness.. You are more blessed than the many who will not even survive this day."

"If you have never experienced the fear in battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture, or the pangs of starvation... You are ahead of 700 million people in the world."

"If you can attend a church/mosque without the fear of harassment, arrest, torture or death you are envied by, and more blessed than, three billion people in the world."

"If your parents are still alive and still married.... you are very rare."

"If you can hold your head up and smile, you are not the norm, you're unique to all those in doubt and despair......."

"Ok," I said. "What now? How can I start?"

The Angel said, "If you can read this message, you just received a double blessing in that someone was thinking of you as very special and you are more blessed than over two billion people in the world who cannot read at all."

Have a good day,count your blessings, and if you care to, pass this along to remind everyone else how blessed we all are..........

ATTN: Acknowledge Dept.
"Thank you Lord, for giving me the ability to share this message and for giving me so many wonderful people with whom to share it."

If you have read this far, and are thankful for all that you have been blessed with, how can you not send it on?
I thank God for everything, especially all my family and friends.

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