Friday, 25 December 2015

Compliment of the season (different amazon picture for this season and lovely quotes)

I don't believe people can compose like this, that is why is been said that the richest man has not use 10 percent of his/her brain..
Here are some amazing and funny pictures and quotes for the season...merry Christmas and Happy New year in advance

🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓
These shld b enough, wen u are not oni jekuje.
Take 1 only, & share d rest with d unprivileged, after all, ofe ni igbala.. Merry Christmas...

In line with the ongoing celebration, Cake eating and rice downing...I wish you a very merry Xmas and above all I pray that the purpose for the coming of Jesus be fulfilled in your life in Jesus' name.

Failure has failure in its record bt success has only success in its book nd frm history nytn has succeded dan success jst cos success is d only word it knws,Tday u ar successful jst as u ve known JESUS d1 who neva fails even as he is BORN tday successfuly.Its al abt Xmas,its al abt givin.MerY xms.

A king is born dis day n Bethlehem,no Crown is worn bt angels wrshp him.U n ur family shall b celebrated dis period f his birth.Merry Christmas.

Who is Jesus?
In chemistry,
He turned water to wine.
In biology,
He was born without the normal conception;
In physics,
He disapproved the law of gravity when He
ascended into heaven;
In economics,
He disapproved the law of
diminishing return by feeding 5000 men with
two fishes & 5 loaves of bread;
In medicine,
He cured the sick and the blind without
administering a single dose of drugs;
In history,
He is the beginning and the end;
In government,
He said that He shall be called Wonderful Counselor,
Prince of Peace;
In religion,
He said no one comes to the Father except through
Him;
So, Who is He? He is Jesus!
The Greatest Man in History
Jesus had no servants,
yet they called Him Master.
Had no degree,
yet they called Him Teacher.
Had no medicines,
yet they called Him Healer.
He had no army,
yet kings feared Him.
He won no military battles,
yet He conquered the world.
He committed no crime,
yet they crucified Him.
He was buried in a tomb,
yet He lives today.
I feel honoured to serve such a Leader who loves
us.
Join me and let's celebrate Him; He is worthy.
The eyes beholding this message shall not behold
evil,
The hand that will send this message to everybody
shall not labor in vain,
and The mouth saying Amen to this prayer shall
smile forever.
Remain in God and seek his face always.
Amen!
In God I've found everything!
Send this to all whom you care for.
Let someone know of the works of Our Lord JESUS.
Let the whole world appreciate the Lord of Lord

D chicken I planned sending to you today for xmas escaped to
a nearby church shouting I shall not die but live to declare the
Glory of God. Pls what do we do now since the chicken is now
born Again and the Bible says touch not my anointed.......Merry
Xmas to u all happy new year in advance

X’mas is love..
X’mas is dedication,
X’mas is happiness.
Happy X’MAS to you and your family with a bunch of love and prayers.
May this Christmas be so special,
that you never ever feel lonely again
& be surrounded by loved ones throughout!
Happy Christmas ❤

On behalf of Bill Gates, Mike Adenuga, Aliko Dangote, ma humble sef Oguntoye and other
billionaires across d world ,we wish yu merry xmas nd happy new year in advance nd i
pray yu join us nxt year. MERRY XMAS.

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